for encouraging ex-Christians
Glorious prayer for Dave and the forums
I would like to publicly beseech the Magic Sky Man on behalf of Dave and the forums:
Holy Farter, I lift up Dave and the forums unto You in the Name of the Lard Geeezus Kryasst, and I ask that You would bless Dave's efforts to get the forums back online. Talking Snake, I take authority over you in the Name of GEEEZUS, and I command you to cease and desist your diabolical activities against the forums! I bind you! I bind you, Talking Snake! I bind you in the Name of GEEEZUS, for whatever I bind on this biblically flat earth is somehow magically bound in the Sky Kingdom. And I loose the Power of the HOLY SPOOK into Dave's life and into his efforts to get the forums back online, for whatever I loose on this biblically flat earth is somehow magically loosed in the Sky Kingdom! O, Glory! Glory! Glory! Hall-lay-LOOH-Yah, Lard! Thank you, GEEEZUS! In Kryasst's Powerfully Magical Name I pray. Amen! Glory!
Holy Farter, I lift up Dave and the forums unto You in the Name of the Lard Geeezus Kryasst, and I ask that You would bless Dave's efforts to get the forums back online. Talking Snake, I take authority over you in the Name of GEEEZUS, and I command you to cease and desist your diabolical activities against the forums! I bind you! I bind you, Talking Snake! I bind you in the Name of GEEEZUS, for whatever I bind on this biblically flat earth is somehow magically bound in the Sky Kingdom. And I loose the Power of the HOLY SPOOK into Dave's life and into his efforts to get the forums back online, for whatever I loose on this biblically flat earth is somehow magically loosed in the Sky Kingdom! O, Glory! Glory! Glory! Hall-lay-LOOH-Yah, Lard! Thank you, GEEEZUS! In Kryasst's Powerfully Magical Name I pray. Amen! Glory!
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Permalink Reply by decafaholic on -
Wow, you could have a great career as an A/G evangelist!
" I bind you! I bind you, talking snake!" LOL
Well I went to the enemy's camp and I took back what he stole from me...I took back what he stole from me...I took back when he stole from me...(everyone get ready to jump on the chorus!)
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Permalink Reply by OnceConvinced on -
Lord, I just want to agree with my brother Jeff, father God and pray, lord Jesus that you would hear our prays, oh lord, that you would, father God, honor the words of our brother, lord God and through your power, oh lord bring those forums back on line, father God. For you are all power, father God and there is nothing to difficult for your, lord Jesus. Finally, oh lord we thank you lord for your blessings towards us, oh God and that you will act as our lap dog, father God for all that we want, lord God. AMEN!!
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Permalink Reply by Barbiebrains on -
I'm an ex-Catholic so I have no idea how to pray in the Spirit...I will let Mrs. Betty Butterfield do the prayin' for me....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgOHzZLoU1o
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Permalink Reply by Zenobia on -
Those were great videos! I don't have a camera to record a prayer for youtube, but I will make the following prayer IN TONGUES blesssss JEBUS KEEEERAAAASSSSTTT
Gurlfang narbfu LOGRUTT buffang drool poobratt! BUTTFANG BUTTFANG! Booooogoooo glubbahgurash mulfargnuooby poobratt! BOOBUTT BOOBUTT NORLFarg poofarg qualfud poostig blahfam furtdrivel.
Amen!
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Permalink Reply by Brother Jeff on
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Amen, Sister Zenobia! Your glorious prayer blessed my socks off! Glory!
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